This Kills The Man

arthurmorgansgf:

sir that’s my emotional support cowboy 

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trashsonamy:

tag yourself i’m depressed thot

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smalltownantifa:

lesbianjareth:

Ah yes, the sexualities: straight, confused, i don’t have to tell you, what are you, a cop? Fuck off, and More ™

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djchives:

rainbow-unicorn-monkeyballs-pt2:

nommobile:

unshaped:

megainum:

thesilverhammer:

godpenis:

She got so mad she wrote song lyrics and edited a video and everything omg

Living.

WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DO I LOVE IT SO MUCH

this is the video description on youtube: “ I’ve been a server for 5 years. I made a song about the way white girls ask me for boxes. “

CAN I GET A BOX?

As a server this speaks to my soul 😂😂

When she said “can I get a container for my ranch so I can put it in my box” I felt that

(Source: youtube.com, via lonelyashtree)

weirdmageddon:

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sapphot7:

rb and tag ur fav soda and sexuality i need to know who’s valid

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espagna-lasagna:

medusabraids:

what do rugby players need all that ass for?

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ami-lkshake:

smug villagers are the coolest

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iwritevictuuri:

whitepeopletwitter:

A strong contender for tweet of the year, already.

okay wow

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